nothing’s free, not even the sun…

got this letter
and she wrote:
I’m not going to do the obvious and
throw in   a photo
but don’t worry
I’ve got a BODY
and the face
is not bad
either.
anyhow, I’ve always really admired
your writings although
I just heard of them
lately.
you see I am
only 18 years old but
I’d be glad to be your
secretary
kind of keep house for you
answer the phone
all that…
and just room and board
would do–
no salary
and
I’d not bother you
if you
didn’t want me
to….


I tossed the letter
into the
trash.