I’ll send you a postcard

this guy says that
for $345 I can
go to Europe and
hear all the
operas.
there’s drinks on
the   plane across
and conversations
with knowledgeable
people.
I get one free
meal a day and
guided tours to
places of inter-
est.
there’s a pass to
a skiing resort
and a chauffeur
is available in
this plan
&
free maps
hand-rolled
cigars.   it lasts
3 weeks.

they don’t say
anything about
getting fucked
but you get the
idea that every-
body who goes
will be.