1984

at the racetracks in 1974
a corned beef sandwich was 90 cents
in 1975
a corned beef sandwich was $1.10
in 1976 they were $1.25
in 1977, $1.45
in 1978, $1.65
in 1979 they will cost $1.85
in 1980, $2.10
in 1981, $2.40
in 1982, $2.80
in 1983, $3.35
in 1984, $4.00
and horses will have 5 legs, 3 eyes, 2
jockeys and it will cost 25 cents to drink
out of a coin-operated water fountain that will
operate for 7 seconds.
Arabia, West Germany, Japan and China will
meet at the bargaining table
and I will stop eating
many people will stop eating
corned beef sandwiches.